Ah, fuck it. And I even liked the Snow Queen, Swan Queen and Belle moments…but we gave up Ruby and Kathryn and MULAN OH GOD MULAN and all the other character development we’ve missed for this retconpalooza with King Not!Toby? THIS IS WHAT THEY CHOSE AND ARE CONTINUING TO CHOOSE TO SHOW INSTEAD OF A GAY LOVE STORY.
JUST STAY STRONG AND GO READ ALL THE WONDIFEROUS SWAN QUEEN BIG BANG STORIES AND LET THEM TAKE ALL YOUR CARES AWAY.
Little worried that our Trust In Jane campaign is shaking now.
I didn’t really die, or rather I did, but then I was just resurrected (HAPPY EASTER) by the new parallel that this episode created that if Cora and Regina (barf) can share (barf) Leopold (barf) then he and Emma can surely (barf) share Regina. BARFFFFFFFFFF…and Snow White is no longer the worst because her parents really really are and that if this leads to SQ endgame it will be worth it.